May 2012
anexerciseinbadtaste:
Having my daily sulk over the fact that John Waters is not my mate.
Lonely Pornstar: howondadonjuan:... →
howondadonjuan:
bernedownthehouse:
dank-potion:
Repeat After Me:
A woman being weary of men late at night is not sexism.
A woman being weary of men late at night is not sexism.
A woman being weary of men late at night is not sexism.
It’s called self-preservation. Making…
ugh.
“People of all sexes have the right to explore femininity, masculinity—and the...”
– Leslie Feinberg (via sacraments)
shaving23spiders:
Damn girl lemme see your fallopian tubes
Happy 59th Birthday Danny Elfman!!!
fuckyeahelfmanburtonboingo:
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friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
People with Uteruses v. The Government
Person with a uterus: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Person with a uterus: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Person with a uterus: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Person with a uterus: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Person with a uterus: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.
“It is merely an accident of history that it is considered normal in our society...”
– Sam Harris, The End of Faith: Religion, Terror, and the Future of Reason (via pigtailsandcombatboots)
